Stuck Farmer (F**k Starmer) – Rude Farming Vinyl Sticker for Toolbox, Tractor or Van

Sick of the system? Slap this on your tractor, your toolbox, your gate — or your forehead. Shout your mood with precision-cut vinyl.

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Available Colours

Black, White, Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Pink, Purple, Silver, Gold

(Screen colours may differ – blame your phone, not us.)

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Customisation Options

Tell us your preferred colour and cut type using the personalisation box.

Default: If you're indecisive, we’ll send it in WHITE for external application – no background, no nonsense.

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What’s Included

• High-quality vinyl – machine-cut with precision
• Single-colour design – background-free rebellion
• Transfer tape included – apply like a pro, swear like a farmer

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Application Details

External application by default. Want it flipped for glass? Just say so.

Fitting instructions included – because even rebels need guidance.

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Before You Stick It

• Clean with a degreaser or surface cleaner
• Glass surfaces? Use a glass cleaner
• Made for external use, unless you’re a rebel indoors

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Need Help?

Have a question? Got rage to share? Message us – we’re not Starmer, we reply.

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Feedback Policy

If it made you laugh or piss off the right person, leave a review.

If you’re fuming, contact us first – we’ll sort it faster than Parliament flips on policy.

Response time: usually within 24 hours, unless the cows escape.

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Thanks for supporting real talk, rural rage, and rebellious vinyl.

Cre8ive Layers

Stickers That Stick. 3D Prints That Impress.