HGV Fuel Pump Trigger Holder – Hands-Free Filling for Lazy Legends

🛢️ HGV Fuel Pump Trigger Holder – Hands-Free Filling for Lazy Legends 🛠️

Save your hand, save your sanity. Designed for HGV drivers who are sick of clenching the fuel trigger like it owes them money.

🧰 What is it?

Let’s face it — holding the trigger on a fuel pump for 5 solid minutes sucks. Your hand goes numb, your patience runs out, and you start questioning your life choices.

So we fixed it.
This HGV Fuel Trigger Holder clips on and does the job for you. Hands-free fuelling so you can stand back, scroll your phone, pick your nose — whatever. We don’t judge.

• 🔥 Built for truckers, by someone with two working brain cells and a printer
• 💪 Tough, reliable, and blacker than your humour
• 🧼 Easy to wipe clean (if you're that way inclined)

🎨 What colour will I get?

Whatever I bloody send you. These come in a variety of colours, some with text, some without. It's a lucky dip – but don’t worry, they all work exactly the same. Function over fashion, sweetheart. 😉

⚠️ Will it fit?

• Fits ZVA 25-style fuel nozzles – the big boys used on HGV pumps
• Not for car pumps – unless you enjoy looking like a tit when it doesn't fit

🚚 Shipping Info

• Shipped via Royal Mail from our sarcastic HQ in North Lincolnshire
• Packaged with love, hate, and mild disappointment
• UK only (for now – international weirdos, drop us a message)

🧠 Bonus Round

• Keep one, and leave another on a pump like the fuelling fairy you were born to be
• Want your logo or name slapped on one? Message us – we might say yes

Designed by Cre8ive Layers – Turning That’ll Do into F*cking Nailed It Since Day One.